Some say Mike is a technology connoisseur, some say he is like a technology oracle, one who can see beyond the game, beyond the gadget, to the real epicenter of the meaning behind the items existence. Mike has no idea what any of that means. None of it. What the hell is an oracle, or an epicenter for that matter? In Mike's words, he simply has a keen eye for awesome, vigilant skepticism, crushing sarcasm, and unrelenting cynicism towards everything.